This is the view from the top of the building i live in. I come up here
sometimes to think about various pies and the power of 7 grain bread. I
remember when Mr. Hurtin used to try to tell me about "the power"
but it never really sunk in untill i was able to let go of all my
preconceptions and guilt and just let the grains embrace me....
As always my day starts off
with a trip to my favorite store...A$S... Here you can see and buy all
things ass related as well as get a nice shine or wax if you like. This
place is right below my apartment and pretty much meets all my ass
needs. I have a butt razor imported from italy on order from Chalkboard
Remedies Incorporated that i hope comes in really really soon.

Afterwards,
I try to adapt to the romanian culture by seeking out a pork product of
some kind for breakfast. Below is one of my favorite places to get
pork...and yes they have pork soda...as well as chicken cola with real
appendix bits courtesy of Chiquita Industries.
All
of the pork products in this store are about one day old or less..the
pain and suffering of the animals is still fresh which is why its so
forking delicious.......yum pork!!!! By the way, you can also get
brains, hearts and various other organs if they catch your fancy.
So after breakfast i go and hang out with some real life
romanians in various locations..below are some highlights of this day...