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NEWSLETTER OCTOBER 2007
The Nispy e-Zine Semi-Monthly Internet Blog-Cast

Yosh's life in Romania
This is the view from the top of the building i live in. I come up here sometimes to think about various pies and the power of 7 grain bread. I remember when Mr. Hurtin used to try to tell me about  "the power" but it never really sunk in untill i was able to let go of all my preconceptions and guilt and just let the grains embrace me....

As always my day starts off with a trip to my favorite store...A$S... Here you can see and buy all things ass related as well as get a nice shine or wax if you like. This place is right below my apartment and pretty much meets all my ass needs. I have a butt razor imported from italy on order from Chalkboard Remedies Incorporated that i hope comes in really really soon.
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Afterwards, I try to adapt to the romanian culture by seeking out a pork product of some kind for breakfast. Below is one of my favorite places to get pork...and yes they have pork soda...as well as chicken cola with real appendix bits courtesy of Chiquita Industries. 


All of the pork products in this store are about one day old or less..the pain and suffering of the animals is still fresh which is why its so forking delicious.......yum pork!!!! By the way, you can also get brains, hearts and various other organs if they catch your fancy.  So after breakfast i go and hang out with some real life romanians in various locations..below are some highlights of this day...


After a long morning of socializing....its time for lunch so i whip up a quick batch of naan...can you believe indian bread isn't available in romania...wtf


after lunch and a nice poop, i go out on the streets of arad romania for beer and food. Below are some pictures of my adventures on the street... i hope Fana forgives me for any pictures she finds offensive..

 well....Arad is fun for a while but after a bit you gotta branch out......below are some pictures from the city of dracula, Sighisoura and the European Cultural capital...Sibiu...and also there are some pictures from the country side where i nearly died from excess Tuica consumption....Tuica is a kind of moonshine made from plums thats about 90 proof...whheeeeww..... never again

soooo, anyway...this was just one day so dont be so forkin unimpressed...theres still 345 days to go!!!!! i know this is short but kiss my a$s mofocker.....